I heard that Dr. S made a little joke about me during the previous lecture, and I thought it only fair to return the favor. So here’s a picture of him at last year’s Halloween party dressed as Spiderman with white tennis shoes and white tube socks. As you can see from the shot of bourbon in his left hand, he’s pretty drunk.”
— Prof. M. Don’t mess with him. Clearly.
Humans, like guinea pigs, are quite sensitive to histamine.”
— Dr. M, proponent of equal guinea pig-human immunology rights
