Summer Edition Admission #7: Pre-Pre-med

High School Student (HSS): Mom, you don't understand how important the SAT is to getting into medical school!

Mom: You need to relax...excuse me miss!

: she looks at me:

Mom: how did you do on your SAT?

Me: I don't honestly remember--

Mom: What were the SAT scores of your friends in medical school?

Me: Ma'am, I've never asked classmates.

: as I pay the bill and leave, I hear in the background:

HSS: HOLY CRAP MOM SHE WAS A MED STUDENT

-HSS, got catfish curry; Mom, roti canar; Me, almost feel like a super hero in disguise