Me (entering office space): Woah. What happened here?
Z: Oh, D, J, and I were playing a game we invented.
Me: And how did you guys play this?
Z: We found a stash of plastic cups, which we started to throw into trash cans, drawers, and chairs.
Z: And then we decided to see how far we could throw the giant foam ball on my desk down the hall.
Z: We call it OfficeBall
Me: So why are all the power cords tied together on the arm of that rolly chair?
Z: Just wanted to make the office pretty.
-Z, late-night study buddy; Me, should've eaten dinner at the office tonight.