The patient’s dad asked me if I’d like to be the surrogate mother to...– E, recipient of worst pick-up line ever
Soothing musical interlude with my favorite band...
Admission #5: Oncogenesis
J: According to the lecture notes, a tumor is any swelling or growth
N: So when I twisted my ankle and it got swollen, it was a tumor?
J: Yes. You got a tumor from playing basketball poorly.
-N, ballin', badass brother; J, glib, genius gentleman
Admission #4: Integrative Medicine
Professor: How does the class feel about this case study on alternative medicine?
M: It's completely wrong.
Professor: To use alternative medicine?
M: No, I mean the herbals listed. They aren't used for these diseases at all!
Professor: How incorrect is it?
M: For starters, one of these things listed isn't even a real herb.
-M, hilarious hot heroine
Admission #3: Doctor Comic →
It’s just something about the cadaver lab…nothing like rooting...– E; classmate, coffee shop connoisseur, classy chica
Doctors aren’t good at parties or planning parties; that’s why they...– My father, a doctor’s doctor
Admission #2: Gross Anatomy
This week, I saw seven people naked. Six were cadavers, one was a model for anatomical figure drawing, and none had anything to do with my blinding beauty, skills at flirting, or intellect. Med students aren’t really getting any.
Admission #1: Somniopathy
Police officers let you go when they hear your schedules. And tell you to go home and sleep.